Check out my new truck....

[shstransport]

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure… it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
‘Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The
United States

Damn I love this truck....

[pballer]

any pics? ;)

[h2oskibumz]

And it works for ANY President. There hasn't been one in my lifetime that wasn't both an asshole and incompetent... Pardon me if I offend anyone, but they are sellouts, every one of them...

Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush I, Clinton, Bush II, and now Obama, did I miss any incompetent asshats?

[Buster]

You must be a youngster!! You missed Eisenhower and Kennedy!

[h2oskibumz]

LOL, yeah, that was before my time... I was born under Nixon but obviously don't remember him being President. I do remember Ford though...

[shstransport]

You must be a youngster!! You missed Eisenhower and Kennedy!

I was born under Eisenhower don't remember much about him remember Kennedy. he's the one who started the ball rolling on sending jobs overseas.

[shstransport]

any pics? :)

I would never buy a ford truck again been there done that :)