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[cosgo]

If you havent read these, you need to.... get ready to piss your pants!!

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[Motownfire]

I just spit Diet Coke across the room just reading the first one about the rocks:whacky044:, the cd player one is funny as hell also.

[redline]

Oh my god so funny my stomach hurts thanks for that one. Made my day

[cosgo]

Ive been reading like 10 a day during "bathroom" breaks... they are hillarious!

[Haul-A-Round]

best one


Clydesdale Needs A Home
Posted at: 2009-10-01 13:41:23
From Me to ********@gmail.com
RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:

Hey there!

Your horse looks beautiful! Is he still available?

Michael Murphy
Vice President
Murphy Glue Factory, Inc.

From ********@gmail.com to Me
RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:

HELL NO!!!